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FKN CARE GUIDE
HOW TO NOT RUIN YOUR FKN SHIRT
You bought it. You love it. Now don’t fuck it up. Follow these rules and your shirt will survive everything—parties, rain, bad decisions, whatever.

wash like you fkn mean it
Cold water only. Hot water ruins prints.
Turn it inside out to protect the design.
Gentle cycle only. Your shirt isn’t a fkn rag.
use detergent that respects your fkn shirt
Mild detergent only. Bleach will kill it.
Skip fabric softeners. They dull the print.
dry fkn carefully
Air dry whenever possible. Hang or lay flat.
If you must use a dryer, low heat only. High heat is fkn death.
fkn storage
Fold or hang in a cool, dry place. Don’t shove it in a fkn bag.
the golden fkn rule
Treat your FKN shirt like it deserves.
Respect it, and it will last.
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